Let’s get down and dirty and straight to business. Let’s talk about what no one wants to talk about…your colon. More specifically, detoxing and colon cleansing.
Ewww... GROSS!!!
Maybe so, but it is ESSENTIAL to maintaining your health. So, over the next 30 days (well, 26 now actually…I started 4 days ago) I will be undergoing a complete colon cleanse to rid myself of built up toxins that have accumulated over the years. And if the testimonials I found are accurate, then I look forward to finding “aliens” come out my butt too. I’ll be sure to let you know if I find any, but you’ll just have to take my word for it, as I’m not about to take pictures. Sorry to disappoint. I will however be talking more about the importance of your intestinal and colon health though, as it is such an underrated topic, yet at the root of SO MANY dis-eases.
I know, it’s a shitty business but someone has to talk about it. Perhaps we could call it “housecleaning for your insides” with a side of jazz hands, wrap it in pretty bow, and add a Martha Stewart smile. Would that make you happy? You can be sure my dad would tell you, “same sh*t, different pile”. In this case, you can take that literally. So, whether you want to call it decluttering or detoxing, it boils down to the same thing, there’s still funky junk in your trunk.
Haha! Nice one! The other day I was doing my food safe and he said something like, doesn't matter how much you wash it if it's poo, it's still poo. :)
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