Day 32: Dude…Who Cut The Cheese?

Ok, I DID have a great and powerful blog post today, but something else came up that was waaaaay funnier. I debated on whether I should tell the story or not, but what the hell, it is far too funny not to! My comedic-quirky side just couldn’t resist. LOL

I have said it before, and I will say it once again - the less I try the more I get asked out. I swear on my grandfather’s grave, it is the oddest thing. No joke. And I always end up in the funniest of situations too… tonight was no exception. So without further ado, here is the scoop. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Today is Day 17 of my 21 day Lymphatic Drainage (LD) massage detox cleanse, with only four more days to go. WOO HOO! For the past 17 days I have been doing an exchange massage with another practitioner to experience the lymphatic massage, in order to know better the service that I offer to my clients at my own massage studio. Only makes sense right? Anyway, I was on my way to my practitioner friend’s house to do the detox massage when I bumped into a stranger with the funniest, most unusual pick up line ever. Here’s how our conversation went.

 *while waiting in the condo lobby*

Random Stranger: OH MY GOD! Do you smell that?

Me: (smells the air…someone bombed one…SBD - silent but deadly) - “Yes I do.”

Random Stranger: I swear it wasn’t me! It was that guy that just walked out of the building. I think he needs to get his stomach checked…smells like something died. (laughs) …So are you single?

Me: (laughs) Yes, but not dating for a year.

Random Stranger: Can I have your number anyway? We can still do coffee right?

 *small quick conversation before he heads to the elevator door*

Random Stranger: OH MY GOD! It smells over here too!

Me: (laughing my ass off)

How’s that for straight to the point and totally catching someone off guard eh? Actually, I am still laughing about it. Smooth move...easy on the Ex-lax.