Day 50: Warning - View Discretion Is Advised

Day 50 already. In human years, I’d be over the hill; in blogging time though I am just getting started.

I actually have a lot to say today, but don’t have the time to say it, as I have to be up in…oh… 3.5 hours. So I am just going to leave you with a little funny anecdote instead. Enjoy!

Apparently my readers are about as twisted as I am…which I think is F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C. One of my Twitter followers upon discovering my blog on “Attracting Mr. Right” decided to send me a gag gift. I personally thought it was hilarious, and well…fitting. So here is what he left me by my studio last week after hours:

Yes, he gave me a pair of “HAND JOB - Better than Nothin’” work gloves. HA! Whoever came up with those was a marketing genius. But anyway I digress, as that is only half of the funny scenario.

Apparently SOMEONE ELSE also liked the Hand Job gloves because by the time I went to get them from where they were left for me…beside the men’s washroom of all places, they were gone. So I put up a “missing” sign in the kitchen at work. Imagine… a yellow Post-it note with “Has anyone seen my Hand Job gloves?” scribbled on it stuck to the cupboard doors. I am sure I was the laughing stock of the office, but hey, I really wanted the gloves back!

And guess what. They reappeared. I walked into my office one day and there they were neatly left for me on my massage table. It was at this point that I burst out laughing. Why? Because I wonder what was going on in the person’s head when they walked into my studio and realized who it was for. I SWEAR to you, it is not that kind of studio, and I am not that kind of gal. I have a private massage studio, not a privates massage studio. Oh, the importance of one wee little letter!

Wait, there is more. The name of the guy who gifted me the gloves is John…and a Freudian slip about to happen. Thought about sending a letter thanking him for the funny gift, but somehow “Dear John, thank you for the Hand Job” just doesn’t sound so good.

I tell you, that night it made me giggle in my sleep for hours. LOL!