Oh, how I wish I were talking about the movie classic “The Karate Kid” and the ancient wisdoms of Mr. Miyagi. But no, I am not. Instead, this young grasshopper got a little too curious and learned a lesson in pain today. I actually had a treat in store for you, a hilarious audio file of my first time waxing session…and for the life of me I wish I meant my eyebrows. I thought sharing it (audio only obviously) would be funny, as I really didn’t know what to expect. And for some sadistic reason a lot of you readers really enjoy seeing me in pain. Sick people! The bummer part was that I accidently pushed the record button twice, so I didn’t get a darn thing. Which was really too bad, because I swear you would be rolling on the floor laughing by the first “HOLY GOD!” In all honesty, if felt like someone ripped my eyes out through my hooha. I think I nearly passed out.
To think that I actually PAID someone to do that to me is crazy. In my opinion, hot wax should be reserved for candles and cars. Why women CHOOSE to slather it on and THEN proceed to rip their hair out by the root is beyond me. Definitely not more fun than a barrel ‘o monkeys…but darn more entertaining! I had my spa lady laughing, and I got a few smirks from the staff as I paid and left. I tell you though, if I walked into that spa waiting for my turn and I heard what came out of my mouth…I would have walked right back out thinking “NO FRICKEN WAY!!” I feel sorry for the ladies who had to go after me. What’s more is that I had originally scheduled myself to head on over to my physio directly after. Thankfully I had enough sense to cancel, because I don’t think I could have handled a double-whammy owwie. Had I done so, I swear I would not be able to walk. If I were able, I’d be the one gimping.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Oh no. Want to hear something even crazier? I re-booked. They tell me round two is less painful. I’ll be the judge of that. And hopefully I remember the audio file next time too!
Excuse me while I rock myself awhile and go to my happy place.
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