Ok, is it just me, or is this world getting more weird by the moment?
I have a knack for attracting the weird. I am not sure why, but they gravitate to me like flies to honey. Most of the time they provide me with entertainment value and others just make me wonder…WTF?
Lately, for one reason or another, I seem to be attracting fetish people…foot fetish people in particular. I am not sure why either, as I have the same number of toes as anyone else. Five. You have five right? Just making sure. And there is nothing really unique about them either. They don’t have special talents like writing, painting, singing the national anthem, or playing an instrument. They don’t wear a cape and save lives. They are just toes.
But for some, apparently not.
Take Dude #1 for example, who asked on our first date (last year) if he could trade me a sushi dinner for pictures of my feet, so that he could post them on his porn site. Yeah, he actually asked. Is this normal dating etiquette now? Have the rules of engagement changed? I thought he was just joking around too until he pulled out his camera to show me all the pictures of other girls feet as a way to convince me that it would be okay. Hmmm…don’t I feel special. LOL!
Two thoughts went through my brain:
#1: You are insane and creepy.
#2: If anyone is going to make money off of my feet, it would be me.
Then there is Dude #2. I recently met up with someone for coffee (not a date) and had a good chat about a whole lot of things. Seemed like a really nice fellow…until I started getting weird texts about, you guessed it, my feet.
Seriously.
Now I am not saying that that I don’t have any fetishes of my own. I do. But mine are relatively normal and I don’t go around asking people for pictures of their body parts either. Even writing that sounds creepy. I don’t know about you, but I feel a little grossed out at the thought of someone getting jiggy while looking at my toes. Somehow I feel violated and dirty. I think my toes need therapy and a good scrub.
Now if you want to massage my feet, that’s a different story. PLEASE DO! I won’t argue with you. I will even wash them first so you don’t pass out. How’s that for consideration eh?
See, don’t ever say I don’t think of you. HA!
You know, come to think of it, perhaps feet aren't so bad. At least they didn't ask to lick my eyeballs. Yeah...that ACTUALLY happened.
You know, come to think of it, perhaps feet aren't so bad. At least they didn't ask to lick my eyeballs. Yeah...that ACTUALLY happened.
Hi Nicole,
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If a fetish is normal, would it still be a fetish? That aside, I wonder what would that be, hahahaha!
Kim
Hmm...you want to know my fetishes? Yeah I have a couple. I like ear piercings and tattoos. Not overly done, just tasteful ones...especially tribal. I have no idea why, but it sure does rev my engine!
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