A wise man once said, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.”
When it comes to waxing whoever said waxing doesn’t hurt is a LIAR. And whoever says it hurts less the second time…is a DOUBLE LIAR.
The first time I got waxed was a couple of weeks ago; well technically it was the second time, because the first time I had my friend wax my legs in the middle of the kitchen floor when I was ten years younger…and she removed both hair and skin. And as I lie there in the middle of floor twitching in pain and bleeding I said to myself, “NEVER AGAIN!” I am surprised I didn’t end up in a white jacket sitting in a corner somewhere rocking myself to show tunes. But no, the wounds healed and all that’s left is a terrifying memory. Which begs the question…why would I try it again?
Good question. I’m crazy maybe? Or perhaps I have a memory like a goldfish…so short I forgot I just swam that lap. Which would explain how I earned the nickname Dory at one point. (If you haven’t watched “Finding Nemo” go watch it, you’ll catch my drift).
So the first (but really second) time I went to get waxed I unfortunately forgot to press record on my video camera. The session was a complete gong-show though, so I went for round two and did it again today just so that you can enjoy the hilarity of my adventures. After all, isn’t humor best when it is shared amongst friends? Oh the things I do for you and this blog! The wax lady told me last time that it wouldn’t hurt so much the next time I came in, so I naively believed her and re-booked. Oh boy was I misled! Here’s a short sound clip of my experience today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omqdYsEjN3c .
Even still, no one does waxing better than Steve Carell, who summed up my experience quite nicely with his tribute to waxing in his movie “40 Year Old Virgin”. Funny movie if you haven’t seen it. Here’s a clip from my favorite scene. Yep, you guessed it…the waxing scene.
LANGUAGE WARNING!
Perhaps next time I should go for laser. What do you think?
Haha, that's great Sis. At least you did admit your a wuss. And to spare myself from ridicule I'll say I would be a wuss to when it comes to that :p.
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Thanks Bro! I appreciate the support. Here's to hoping there are many more funny posts in the year to come. ;o)
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